44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the house. Whether we were waiting for a delivery or just checking if the outside world was still there, knock-knock jokes took on a whole new meaning. From Zoom fails to Joe Exotic, here is the definitive 2020 archive.

The 2020 Top 10: Lockdown & Zoom Life

The Zoom: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zoom. / Zoom who? / Zoom-body please let me in, my camera isn’t working!
The Tiger King: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Joe. / Joe who? / Joe Exotic! I’m here to tell you Carole Baskin did it!
The Mute: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / (Silence). / (Silence) who? / Sorry, I was on mute! Can you hear me now?
The Delivery: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Package. / Package who? / Package (Pack-it) up, you’re staying home for another month!
The Mask: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mask. / Mask who? / Mask (Must) you ask? I’m right behind the door, open up!
The Blinding: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Blinding. / Blinding who? / I’m blinded by the lights… and by how long it’s been since I saw you! (The Weeknd’s 2020 hit)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but it’s been parked in the driveway for weeks!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re out of toilet paper!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 6-feet-apart Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just washing my hands for the 20th time!

The Full 2020 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to join my Netflix Party?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m wearing pajama pants on this call later!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Or are you all just sleeping?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m washing my groceries!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I miss the gym!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to watch Among Us streamers?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, stay safe inside!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a 5-star review for my sourdough bread!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this home workout?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m tired of my own house!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me through my mask!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita haircut, urgently!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! (Wait, stay back 2 meters!)
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope 2021 is better!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the Wi-Fi password by heart now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen… again!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the window, the Amazon guy is here!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to stay 6 feet away!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, just leave the pizza on the porch!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with your friends on FaceTime!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won’t work on this Zoom call!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I promise I’ve quarantined!
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to go to a concert again!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for the days when we could travel!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy pandemic is over, we party!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay in my living room!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go outside!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben inside for six months!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad we have high-speed internet?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (The loop continues)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time the vaccine got here!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2021!
The 2020: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2020. / 2020 who? / 2,020 reasons why we’re glad this year is almost over!