35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens and exploring the frozen peaks of Skyrim on our consoles. It was the year of “the arrow in the knee” and the final goodbye to a tech legend. These knock-knock jokes were the social currency of a world going truly mobile.

The 2011 Top 10: Weddings & Warriors

The William: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / William. / William who? / William (Will-yum) you open the door? I’m here for the Royal Wedding!
The Skyrim: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dovahkiin. / Dovahkiin who? / Dovahkiin (Don’t-you-keep) the door closed, I used to be an adventurer like you!
The Arrow: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arrow. / Arrow who? / Arrow (I-know) you’re there, I took an arrow to the knee!
The Siri: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Siri. / Siri who? / Siri (Serious-ly), open the door, I’m your new assistant! (iPhone 4S debut)
The Adele: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello… it’s me… I was wondering if you’d let me in! (Adele’s 21 era)
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up! The very last movie is starting! (The Deathly Hallows Part 2)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad 2 is way thinner!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Game of Thrones! (Series premiere)
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2011 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a dragonborn!

The Full 2011 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new cloud storage?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the ending of the movie later!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love 2011!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my blog!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The 2011: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2011. / 2011 who? / 2,011 reasons why this year is epic!