2024 Classic: The Anxiety

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety (I-know-I-said-I) wouldn’t come, but Inside Out 2 was too good!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan07/08/2007 09:51Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Iron_Man_Tony10/31/2001 00:19I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Broadband_Newbie09/25/2004 22:12Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Requiem_Dreamer07/08/2005 03:54That was intense... and funny!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/25/2015 18:10Multipass! For the comedy club!

@StoneCold_31608/27/2012 15:02And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@CounterStrike_Pro07/29/1999 09:15Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Facepalm_Master05/06/2009 02:45I facepalmed and then I laughed.