37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition

In 2003, we were all told to “just keep swimming.” It was the year of Finding Nemo, the launch of iTunes, and the moment we started taking blurry photos with our phones. These knock-knock jokes were the soundtrack to a world that was becoming more digital by the second.

The 2003 Top 10: Under the Sea & On the Screen

The Nemo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nemo. / Nemo who? / Nemo-body here but us fish, let me in!
The Just Keep: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Just keep. / Just keep who? / Just keep knocking, eventually they’ll answer!
The Camera: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Camera. / Camera who? / Camera (Can-me-ra) take a photo of you with my new phone?
The iTunes: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / iTunes. / iTunes who? / iTunes (I-tune) the guitar, you open the door!
The Jack Sparrow: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Jack. / Jack who? / Jack-tually, it’s Captain Jack Sparrow!
The Beyoncé: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beyoncé. / Beyoncé who? / Beyoncé (Beyond-say) you’re crazy in love with these jokes!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my new phone snaps a photo!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Return of the King!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2003 crush!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m tired of swimming!

The Full 2003 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my blurry digital photo?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of The Matrix Reloaded later!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my MySpace profile?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the pool, the summer of 2003 is over!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Where’s Nemo?!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a text on my new phone!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2003!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the beach!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your CD burner!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Hope it’s not the flu.
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole, it’s me!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new technology!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost, help me find it!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play video games?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend forever!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m finally here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the 2003 loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The 2003: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2003. / 2003 who? / 2,003 knocks and I’m finally in!