45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the first Spider-Man blockbuster to the rise of American Idol and the debut of the first color-screen phones, we were living in a vibrant, polyphonic world. These knock-knock jokes were the original viral content of the early 2000s.

The 2002 Top 10: Spider-Mania & Pop Culture

The Spidey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spidey. / Spidey who? / Spidey (Despite-he) is a superhero, he still has to knock!
The Kelly: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kelly. / Kelly who? / Kelly (Can-he) believe I’m the first American Idol?
The Polyphonic: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Polyphonic. / Polyphonic who? / Polyphonic (Probably-not) going to answer the door if I keep ringing this loud!
The Yoda: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yoda. / Yoda who? / Yoda (You-da) one I want to see, let me in! (Attack of the Clones release)
The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see my new color-screen phone!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the Chamber of Secrets is opening!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “Beep beep”, but my new ringtone goes “Ring-ding-ding”!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re missing The Bachelor!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2002 bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a friendly neighborhood knocker!

The Full 2002 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new Spider-Man toy?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the movie once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body want to trade ringtones?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the pool, it’s 2002 summer!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Go Spidey go!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you like my new digital watch?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, help me get in!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my color phone!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a dollar for the arcade?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police open up, it’s 2002!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new controller for my console!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Is that a summer cold?
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some popcorn!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the window, I’m right here!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends, man!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the lock!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play video games?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend forever!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m at the mall!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door shakes!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay here!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana watch the movie again!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for this sequel for years!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m finally here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the 2002 loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered the door!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys the weekend is here!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? I had to knock!
The 2002: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2002. / 2002 who? / 2,002 reasons why this year is amazing!