45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition

The 2022 Top 10: Oscars & Mavericks

1. The Will: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Will. / Will who? / Will (Keep-my-wife’s-name) out of your knock-knock joke!
2. The Maverick: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Maverick. / Maverick who? / Maverick (Have-a-quick) look, I’m flying past your door!
3. The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / As it. / As it who? / As it was! You know it’s not the same as it was… so let me in!
4. The Wednesday: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wednesday. / Wednesday who? / Wednesday (When-is-the) last time you danced with your hands above your head? (Wednesday Netflix series)
5. The Wordle: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wordle. / Wordle who? / Wordle (Would-all) of you please stop posting your green squares and open the door?
6. The BeReal: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BeReal. / BeReal who? / Time to BeReal! Open up so I can take a photo of you answering!
7. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Mach 10 jet goes “Boom!”
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is starting!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my favorite 2022 connection!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Wingman!

The Full 2022 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPhone 14 Pro?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Go Maverick!”
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the cinema?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my BeReal!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the 2022 loop)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
45. The 2022: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2022. / 2022 who? / 2,022 reasons why this year was “Mach 10!”