2024 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2024 summer!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/29/1997 06:59Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Campus_King04/07/2002 03:50The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Fargo_Marge07/29/1997 11:06Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Jordan_Fan_2302/13/1996 09:34Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Evil_Kermit_M09/25/1998 17:45Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.