Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did the smart lock fail?
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Police
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2025 Classic: The Mustache
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2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2024 Archive: The Theodore
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2025 Archive: The Luke
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2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
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48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Deadly funny! Watch out!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!