33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, but some things never change: the classic knock-knock joke. As the world started “Googling” things, these jokes remained the most reliable way to get a laugh in the real world. Here is the 1998 archive.

The 1998 Top 10: Pop-Culture Hits

The Windows: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Windows. / Windows who? / Windows 98 is here, can I install it on your PC?
The Britney: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Britney. / Britney who? / Hit me Britney (baby) one more time with a joke!
The Google: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Google. / Google who? / I don’t know, let me Google that for you!
The Furby: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Furby. / Furby who? / Furby-t you can’t guess who I am!
The Armageddon: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Armageddon. / Armageddon who? / Armageddon (I’m a-gettin’) tired of knocking, open up!
The Celine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Celine. / Celine who? / Celine (Celine) my heart will go on… even if you don’t open!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my modem goes “screeech”!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re playing StarCraft!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being a 90s kid!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m still waiting at the door!

The 1998 Extended Archive

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear my new CD?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything when you let me in!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my homework?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the sink, it’s clogged!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play your PlayStation!
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris stuck, give it a push!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me a message on my pager!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a pen?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 1998!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me on the arm!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your floppy disk!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Do you have a cold?
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you like these jokes!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better than to wait here!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some soda!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole and see me!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question, open up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is locked, where’s the key?
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new millennium soon!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you going to answer the door?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?