2025 Classic: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my self-driving car just parked itself!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/17/2005 06:02Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Titanic_Survivor07/10/2009 12:35I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher07/10/2009 00:39I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Mainframe_Manny11/30/2005 13:46Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Tagged_Network10/18/2005 19:16You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!