2025 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me in the simulation!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9707/15/2008 11:55Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/31/1997 09:59Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/30/2008 03:56My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@StoneCold_31603/30/2015 13:25And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Netscape_Now_B05/19/2012 20:45I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/24/2004 04:32I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!