2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my bike flies!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/06/2008 09:31Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Geocities_Neighbor01/28/1995 22:24Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/20/2007 19:03You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/14/2001 21:29Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/30/2012 20:47Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Uncle_Rico_9802/16/2014 10:52I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Champ_Kind_Wham04/16/2013 04:22WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Get_Flash_Player06/11/2003 22:01Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!