2024 Vintage: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1601/19/1999 19:22I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Mean_Girls_Regina09/04/2001 00:24Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Winamp_Playlist02/26/2002 04:50Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Hellboy_Red05/23/2002 10:02I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/22/2010 14:50I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/20/2015 12:37You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Llamas_With_Hats07/21/2014 05:23Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!