51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were too busy dancing like we were riding a horse to notice. It was the year of the London Olympics, the rise of the MCU, and the moment everyone had “Call Me Maybe” on repeat. Here is the definitive 2012 archive.

The 2012 Top 10: Gangnam & Avengers Hits

The Gangnam: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Oppa. / Oppa who? / Oppa Gangnam Style! (Now open the door and dance!)
The Maya: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Maya. / Maya who? / Maya (My-a) calendar says the world is ending, so let me in now!
The Carly: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hey, I just. / Hey, I just who? / Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my knock… so open, maybe?
The Hulk: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hulk. / Hulk who? / Hulk smash this door if you don’t open up!
The London: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / London. / London who? / London (Lend-an) ear, the Olympics are starting!
The Hunger: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Katniss. / Katniss who? / Katniss (Can-this) door be any harder to open? I’m hungry!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad Mini is way more portable!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Avengers!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my apocalypse buddy!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just an Avenger!

The Full 2012 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new smartphone?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the world is ending!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy 2012!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my wall!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the world is ending!
The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for the finale!
The Owl: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
The Donut: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!
The 2012: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2012. / 2012 who? / 2,012 knocks and we’re still alive!