2025 Legacy: The Neural

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your brain to the doorbell and just let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club10/18/2007 13:56A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/08/2007 16:01They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Pentium_Power12/03/2011 11:15My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Inkjet_Printers03/19/2008 15:04Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Requiem_Dreamer08/22/2015 04:21That was intense... and funny!

@I_See_What_You07/16/2012 22:07I see what you did there. Clever!