50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and filters. It was the year we tried to understand Christopher Nolan’s dreams within dreams, sang along with Shakira in South Africa, and saw the debut of the iPad. These knock-knock jokes are the definitive archive of the dawn of the 2010s.

The 2010 Top 10: Instagram & Inception Hits

The Instagram: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Insta. / Insta who? / Instagram! I just took a photo of your door, now open it!
The Inception: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Knock, knock. / Knock, knock who? / It’s a joke within a joke… we’re in a dream, open the door!
The Waka: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Waka. / Waka who? / Waka Waka, eh eh! It’s time for Africa (and for you to let me in)!
The iPad: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / iPad. / iPad who? / iPad (I-paid) for this giant iPhone, now I have no money for a key!
The Bieber: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Baby. / Baby who? / Baby, baby, baby, oh! Let me in! (Justin Bieber’s 2010 breakout)
The Vuvuzela: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BZZZZT! / BZZZZT who? / BZZZZT! (The sound of a vuvuzela) Open up, I can’t hear you!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad is much cooler!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Social Network!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my first follower of the decade!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m just a fan of Shakira!

The Full 2010 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new photo filter?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Inception once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing in 2010!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy New Decade!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the World Cup?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my post!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this app?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2010!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the stadium!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new decade!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the movie is starting!
The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see the finale!
The Owl: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
The 2010: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2010. / 2010 who? / 2,010 reasons why this decade will be awesome!