2024 Classic: The Ben

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@Married_With_Kids06/14/1999 19:21Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/14/2014 08:58It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Oracle_Says04/27/2013 21:19I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Digimon_Tamer03/22/2011 08:24My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Tina_Eat_Food07/12/2010 09:53Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Brennan_Huff_X10/21/2012 00:27I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Trololo_Man_7007/29/2014 16:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Deal_With_It_G10/12/2010 03:53Deal with it. This is gold.

@Safari_Surfer02/14/2006 22:38A wild laugh appeared!