2024 Archive: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the new movie once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

@WebSurfer_X06/10/2001 03:03Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Men_In_Black_K03/06/2007 06:44We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/02/2014 12:54I see funny people... everywhere!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril08/24/2014 14:18He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/30/2010 00:14I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/26/2001 21:15Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@David_After_Dent03/01/2015 21:18Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Wall_Post_Hero03/18/2009 04:38Posting this to my own wall right now!