2025 Classic: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m 100% human!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Palm_Pilot_User10/18/2006 09:39Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Friends_Lover09/12/1995 00:39Could this joke BE any funnier?

@CRT_Degauss09/11/2013 14:46BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Firewall_Wizard04/05/2001 20:46Letting this joke through the port.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude05/14/1995 09:17The Dude abides... this joke.

@Heathers_Winona09/09/1995 22:19Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/22/2004 00:32This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.