48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget Spinner craze to the record-breaking views of “Despacito,” it was a year of massive viral hits. We also saw the debut of the Nintendo Switch and the return of the clowns in IT. Here is the 2017 archive.

The 2017 Top 10: Spinners, Switches & Spooks

The Despacito: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Despa. / Despa who? / Despa-cito! (I’m knocking slowly, but you’d better open up!)
The Spinner: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spinner. / Spinner who? / Spinner (Been-a) long time since you opened this door!
The Switch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Switch. / Switch who? / Switch (Which) one of you is going to let me in to play Zelda?
The Pennywise: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Penny. / Penny who? / Penny-wise (Pennyworth) a laugh, but don’t look in the sewer!
The Shape: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shape. / Shape who? / The Shape of You! I’m in love with your doorbell, let me in! (Ed Sheeran’s 2017 hit)
The Porg: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Porg. / Porg who? / Porg (Pour) me a glass of water, I’ve been knocking all day! (The Last Jedi premiere)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Fidget Spinner is still spinning!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Coco is about to start!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2017 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just trying to beat this level!

The Full 2017 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new console?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Despacito!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my Instagram story!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
The 2017: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2017. / 2017 who? / 2,017 reasons why this year was “despa-cool!”