52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of “TheFacebook” in a Harvard dorm to the green ogre’s return in Shrek 2, we were more connected (and entertained) than ever. These knock-knock jokes were the “status updates” of the pre-smartphone era.

The 2004 Top 10: Social Media & Movie Mania

The Facebook: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Face. / Face who? / Facebook! I just added you as a friend, now open up!
The Shrek: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shrek. / Shrek who? / Shrek-ond (Second) movie is even better, let’s watch it!
The Numa: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Numa. / Numa who? / Numa Numa (No more) knocking, just let me in!
The iPod: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / iPod. / iPod who? / iPod (I-paid) for the Mini, so I’m broke! (iPod Mini launched in 2004)
The Spider: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spider. / Spider who? / Spider-Man 2 is out, want to go to the cinema?
The Usher: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Usher. / Usher who? / Usher (Uh-sure) would like it if you opened the door! (Usher’s ‘Yeah!’ was everywhere)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my flip phone snaps a photo!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Lost is starting on TV!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my top friend on MySpace!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m waiting for your reply!

The Full 2004 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new digital camera?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once you let me in!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my blog?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2004!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Far Far Away!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the mall?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my wall!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my USB cable?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2004!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita who? / Anita new ringtone for my Razr!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto who? / Otto know the way by now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Halo 2?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the cinema!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m finally here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel who? / Isabel ringing? No, I’m knocking!
The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah who? / Noah good place for lunch?
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry who? / Harry up, the movie is starting!
The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin who? / Justin time for the 2004 Olympics!
The Owl: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
The Donut: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!
The Dish: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish who? / Dish is a nice place!
The 2004: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2004. / 2004 who? / 2,004 knocks and I’m still outside!