2025 Archive: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! (Scanning for viruses…)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/27/2005 11:17What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Iron_Man_Tony04/08/1998 22:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Kernel_Panic_9807/07/2006 10:46This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Antivirus_Pro03/26/2006 11:28No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/21/2004 22:33Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@G_I_Joe_Real09/22/2003 03:28And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/01/1999 16:35This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Tagged_Network07/09/2009 10:43You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Clans_Leader_9904/28/2005 08:59Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!