Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my AI agent says there’s traffic!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".