2025 Archive: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my Bestie for the last 30 years of this archive!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan08/15/2015 22:08Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Titanic_Survivor10/21/2013 07:00I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Burning_CDs05/23/1998 01:54I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@BBS_Sysop04/21/2009 05:52Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Better_Off_Dead11/11/2000 16:35I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Borat_Very_Nice06/09/2005 17:01Very nice! Great success!

@DMOZ_Volunteer08/11/2013 00:22Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Tuenti_Specialist09/19/1995 11:42A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Annoying_Orange06/01/2000 06:45Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!