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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks later and we’re at the end!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker06/21/2011 14:40It really whips the llama's ass!

@Fresh_Prince_Will07/29/1999 17:53Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Fight_Club_Tyler04/14/2012 01:18The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@SpiderMan_Peter02/23/2013 11:42My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/08/2012 22:39Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Ninja_Turtle_R12/06/2015 09:34Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Old_School_Frank01/27/1999 04:16We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Grinds_My_Gears04/17/2002 05:59You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Challenge_Acc01/27/1999 19:57Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!