2025 Archive: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the moon today?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@Pentium_Power12/21/1997 19:42My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Steve-O_Wild06/22/2012 17:47Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Hide_The_Pain_H11/03/2012 10:39I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Prodigy_User_X07/07/2005 00:31Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@GG_WP_9809/27/2005 16:33Good game, well played. This is a winner.