2024 Classic: The Noah

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9712/10/2014 14:55Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Net_Addict_200002/01/2004 18:40My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Melrose_Place_Fan10/20/1995 01:39Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@American_Psycho_P06/14/1998 13:59I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Gaia_Online_Gold11/16/2008 06:37Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Runescape_Noob11/22/1995 06:49Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!