2024 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee03/07/2010 04:28Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Gladiator_Proximo06/17/2004 23:29Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/25/1996 18:26Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Green_Day_Fan10/25/2012 22:45Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Cow_And_Chicken01/03/2007 16:21Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@E_T_Phone_Home12/31/2014 05:27E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Under_Const_Gif07/22/2004 04:29This site is never finished... with humor!

@Friendster_Ghost07/28/2012 15:26Remember me? I’m still laughing.