49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition

The 2024 Top 10: Olympic Moves & Viral Hits

1. The Sabrina: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espresso (Is-press-so) the doorbell already, I’m working late!
2. The Raygun: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Raygun. / Raygun who? / Raygun (Right-on), I’m just going to breakdance my way into your house!
3. The Anxiety: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety (I-know-I-said-I) wouldn’t come, but Inside Out 2 was too good!
4. The Beetlejuice: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? / Careful… if I say it one more time, you have to let me in!
5. The Kendrick: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not like us! Open up and let the beat drop!
6. The Paris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spare-us) the wait, we want to see the gold medals!
7. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my AI agent says there’s traffic!
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Deadpool & Wolverine is starting!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2024 Bestie!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just “mountain-dewing” my best!

The Full 2024 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new AI glasses?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the new movie once I’m inside!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help me with this TikTok challenge?
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2024 summer!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Say it, say it, say it!” (Espresso vibes)
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did the smart lock fail?
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my latest reel!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this workout?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2024!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the Seine!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new USB-C cable!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great year!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I’m still Ken-ough!
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the 2024 loop)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
45. The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
46. The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
47. The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
48. The 2024: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons why this year was “that me espresso!”
49. The Final: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiwum (I-know-one) more joke, but let’s save it for next year!