2024 Legacy: The Alpine

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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9906/26/1997 13:51I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@C++_Dev_9808/22/2004 13:49I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Total_Recall_Fan10/26/2004 08:09Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Reservoir_Joe02/06/2008 00:16Professional humor for professional people.

@Better_Off_Dead09/15/2012 03:23I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Grinds_My_Gears04/22/2000 20:21You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Challenge_Acc01/22/2004 19:29Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!