2024 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

@Encarta_User02/24/1996 14:27I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@WinAmp_Shaker01/01/2015 08:24It really whips the llama's ass!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole02/13/2008 22:03I see funny people... everywhere!

@Leave_Britney_A03/15/1996 13:11Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Charlie_Unicorn08/13/2008 10:42We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/21/2014 21:22Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Troll_Face_Real03/08/1999 19:53Problem? No, just laughs!