2024 Legacy: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2024!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer11/22/2002 11:26Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@XFiles_Spooky_M08/27/2001 10:30Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Futurama_Bender09/20/2015 09:31Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/09/2008 11:41I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Daria_Morg08/13/2010 01:51My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Rugrats_Tommy02/06/2002 05:06A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Orkut_Member_9909/17/1995 08:13A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Spawn_Camper_J09/08/2009 18:53I’m staying right here until I read every joke.