Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the robots are cleaning it!
Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
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2025 Archive: The Luke
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2025 Legacy: The Justin
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37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
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38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
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2025 Classic: The Open
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2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Owl
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2024 Vintage: The Paris
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2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
True story! I was there!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!