46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition

The 2006 Top 10: Motion Controls & High Speeds

1. The Wii: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wii. / Wii who? / Wii-lly (Really) want to come in and play some tennis!
2. The Lightning: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lightning. / Lightning who? / Lightning (Ka-chow!) McQueen says open the door!
3. The Zidane: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zidane. / Zidane who? / Zidane (Is-an-y) body home? I’m at the World Cup!
4. The Twitter: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tweet. / Tweet who? / Tweet me like a friend and open the door!
5. The Borat: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Borat. / Borat who? / Borat (Board-at) the door, let me in! Very nice!
6. The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to bring SexyBack! (Justin Timberlake’s 2006 hit)
7. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Wii Remote needs batteries!
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, High School Musical is on!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2006 Player 2!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Mii!

The Full 2006 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new DSLR?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in!
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this game?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2006!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new Wii controller!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
45. The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
46. The 2006: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2006. / 2006 who? / 2,006 reasons why this year is a “ka-chow!”