2024 Classic: The Europe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just “mountain-dewing” my best!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl02/18/2010 15:49Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Linux_Distro_Fan11/20/2001 08:00Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Eminem_Fan_0002/05/2007 10:43Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Speed_Racer_Go07/10/2005 04:11Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/21/2012 09:50Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Philosoraptor_X08/06/1996 23:48If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Illidan_Blind04/05/2014 08:48I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!