2025 Archive: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new bionic arm?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye12/11/2015 00:56Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/27/2013 03:33Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Cyber_Traveler02/24/2008 02:02Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Rewritable_CD10/21/2000 22:24I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Brazil_Terry_G10/20/2000 17:31Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Dirty_Dancing_F10/05/2015 18:07Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Blogger_Default07/26/2010 18:04Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Terran_Marine04/07/1999 01:53Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Hacktivist_Fan12/05/1998 14:04Hacking into the comedy mainframe.