2025 Vintage: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won’t work without the update!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken06/14/1998 12:24Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/13/2004 06:04What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/01/2004 00:19They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Starship_Troopers01/11/2013 17:38I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Kill_Bill_Bride12/09/2001 20:17I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@E_T_Phone_Home02/06/1997 05:52E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Llamas_With_Hats05/23/2012 18:49Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!