2024 Classic: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new USB-C cable!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

@Netscape_Ninja10/15/2013 01:13Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@DVD_Collector06/13/1995 07:58Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Blogger_Default02/25/2000 18:34Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Net_Neutrality12/18/1998 11:33Equality for all jokes!

@Mobile_Web_0110/23/2009 15:29Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!