41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey. It was the year we all learned to “just be Ken,” watched the Super Mario Bros. take over the box office, and saw AI start to write its own jokes. These knock-knock jokes are the definitive 2023 archive.

The 2023 Top 10: Barbie, Atoms & Flowers

The Barbie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Barbie. / Barbie who? / Barbie-q at my place? I’m just Ken, but I’m bringing the grill!
The Oppenheimer: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Oppie. / Oppie who? / Oppie (Open) the door, I’ve become the destroyer of silence!
The Miley: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Flowers. / Flowers who? / Flowers (I-can-buy-myself) flowers, but I can’t open my own door!
The Mario: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / It’s a-me. / It’s a-me who? / It’s a-me, Mario! Let me in, Bowser is right behind me!
The Zelda: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zelda. / Zelda who? / Zelda (Sell-the) house, I’m never leaving Hyrule again!
The ChatGPT: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / AI. / AI who? / AI (I) can generate 1,000 jokes, but I still need you to open the door!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Cybertruck looks like a low-poly video game!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2023 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just Ken-ough!

The Full 2023 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new VR headset?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the ending of Succession once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help me build this Lego set?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the year is almost over!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Barbie World!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the Eras Tour?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my Threads post!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charging cable?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2023!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the festival!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your power bank!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I’m Ken-ough!
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The 2023: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2023. / 2023 who? / 2,023 reasons why this year was pink and loud!