2024 Vintage: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@MIRC_Operator02/25/1998 09:07/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Snake_Game_Pro04/26/1996 20:50I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Fargo_Marge01/15/2011 20:21Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Railgun_Sniper04/15/1999 23:54I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Troll_Face_Real04/06/1996 14:37Problem? No, just laughs!