1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears! Every time someone told a joke, the corn leaned in closer… Read More »1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
A blonde stared at an orange…
A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see it turn into juice.
The Team Building Retreat
Nothing says “we are a family” like being forced to do trust falls in the woods. We went on a team-building retreat. I learned two… Read More »The Team Building Retreat
Why did the blonde try to water the artificial flowers?
Another gem for your blonde humor collection: She wanted to practice her gardening skills for the real ones.
What do you call a blonde in a tree?
A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun: A branch manager.
2025 Legacy: The AI Tutor Sabotage
What was the most popular excuse for missing an online assignment? “Ms. Kowalska, my personalized AI study bot had a software updates glitch and locked… Read More »2025 Legacy: The AI Tutor Sabotage
2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
2023 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why “About Damn Time”? Lizzo made sure that even the stiffest voters in the room were “feeling-finer-than-wine.” Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: Record of the Year
2022 Archive: The Lizzo “Big Grrrls” Upset
Why did she win? For beating RuPaul’s Drag Race and proving that “Watch Out for the Big Grrrls” is the only competition that matters when… Read More »2022 Archive: The Lizzo “Big Grrrls” Upset
2020 Archive: The Pharmacist
“Do you have masks?” “No.” “Hand sanitizer?” “No.” “Hope?” “We’re out of that too.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic &… Read More »2020 Archive: The Pharmacist