Another gem for your blonde humor collection:
She wanted to practice her gardening skills for the real ones.
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I see what you did there. Clever!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way. for science!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!