A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could remember what he looked like when she got home.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde brought a spoon to...
A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »
A blonde wore sunglasses at night...
A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde went to the store...
A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »
A blonde cut a hole in...
A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Posting this to my own wall right now!