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A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk said “Do you want them in a bag?” She replied “No thanks, I’ll just carry them in my hands.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link05/13/2006 01:10It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Toy_Story_Buzz10/17/2002 17:15To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/12/2014 22:04I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Salt_Bae_Original09/27/2014 18:34Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Leet_Speaker_7710/29/2012 12:267h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Mind_Blown_Gif10/19/2011 20:09*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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