A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk said “Do you want them in a bag?” She replied “No thanks, I’ll just carry them in my hands.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!