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Why don’t blondes eat pickles? They can’t get their head in the jar.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
A blonde walked into a library...
A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. ...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
What s the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
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A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1601/24/2001 11:39I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Beavis_Butthead01/26/1999 08:31Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Pi_Mathematics03/11/2005 09:32Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Total_Recall_Fan02/28/1996 07:47Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Slashdot_Effect07/15/2012 14:42We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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