46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive

The 2011 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Siri Launch: Why did the blonde try to argue with her iPhone? She asked Siri “What’s the weather like?” and when Siri said “It’s raining,” the blonde shouted, “No it isn’t, I’m looking out the window!”
2. The Snapchat App: Why did the blonde cry when she got her first Snapchat? She thought the photo disappeared because she didn’t have enough “storage” to keep it.
3. The iCloud Mystery: Why did the blonde climb onto her roof with her laptop? She heard her files were now stored in “The Cloud” and she wanted to see if she could reach them.
4. The Charlie Sheen: Why did the blonde try to drink tiger blood? She heard Charlie Sheen was “Winning” and thought it was the new secret to a high IQ.
5. The Planking Trend: Why did the blonde lie down in the middle of the grocery store? She heard “planking” was the newest way to get “likes” and she wanted to be popular near the frozen peas.
6. The Harry Potter Finale: Why did the blonde bring a box of tissues to the computer store? She watched the final Harry Potter movie and thought the “end of an era” meant her internet was going to stop working.
7. The Kindle Fire: Why did the blonde throw her new tablet in a bucket of water? She heard it was a “Kindle Fire” and didn’t want it to burn her house down.
8. The Royal Wedding: Why did the blonde wear a giant hat while browsing the web? She was watching Kate and William’s wedding on YouTube and didn’t want to be the only one “underdressed” for the live stream.
9. The Minecraft Popularity: Why did the blonde try to build a house out of literal blocks in her office? She played too much “Minecraft” and thought her boss would appreciate the “retro pixel” architecture.
10. The Angry Birds Rio: Why did the blonde try to mail a bird to Brazil? She heard “Angry Birds Rio” was the hit of the summer and wanted to join the cast.

The Full 2011 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more data.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The App Store: Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a grocery shop.
42. The YouTube High: Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.”
43. The GPS Voice: Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills.
44. The Touchscreen: Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad.
45. The Tablet: Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing.
46. The End: Why did the blonde think 2011 was the “Siri” year? Because she spent the whole time asking her phone where she left her brain!