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A blonde walked into a library…

A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. The librarian whispered “This is a library.” The blonde whispered back “Sorry, can I have a burger and fries?”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9606/19/2008 05:45What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/11/2011 20:33Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Napster_User_9904/09/2011 09:36Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Kazaa_Leecher02/27/1999 05:31I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan12/17/2015 03:16Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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