56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive

The 2008 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The App Store Launch: Why did the blonde try to put a real apple in her computer? She heard there was an “App Store” opening and thought they were selling fruit for a dollar.
2. The MacBook Air: Why did the blonde try to use her new MacBook Air as a paper plane? She heard Steve Jobs say it was “the world’s thinnest notebook” and thought it could fly out of the envelope.
3. The Iron Man Movie: Why did the blonde bring a giant magnet to the cinema? She heard “Iron Man” was playing and wanted to see if she could pull him out of the screen.
4. The GPS Navigation: Why did the blonde bring a compass to her car? She got a new “GPS” but didn’t trust the voice because it sounded “too bossy.”
5. The Dark Knight: Why did the blonde wear a white dress to see “The Dark Knight”? She wanted to be the “Bright Knight” and save Batman from the shadows.
6. The Facebook Apps: Why did the blonde try to “poke” her actual friends in the arm? She spent too much time on Facebook and thought that’s how you started a conversation in real life.
7. The Wall-E: Why did the blonde bring her trash to the movie theater? She heard “Wall-E” was great at cleaning up and wanted to give him a head start.
8. The YouTube Partners: Why did the blonde start talking to her webcam about her breakfast? She heard Google was paying “YouTube Partners” and thought she was in a business meeting.
9. The Kindle 1st Gen: Why did the blonde try to “scroll” her physical book with her thumb? She had been using a Kindle for an hour and forgot how paper worked.
10. The Bluetooth Headset: Why did the blonde think she was a telepath? She saw everyone talking to themselves with tiny blue lights in their ears and thought she was in a sci-fi movie.

The Full 2008 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “dead” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The iPhone 3G: Why did the blonde run while using her iPhone? She heard she had “3G” and thought it meant she had to move 3 times faster.
42. The App Review: Why did the blonde write a letter to her screen? She wanted to leave a “review” for the flashlight app.
43. The Mobile Web: Why did the blonde take her laptop to the park? She heard the web was “mobile” now.
44. The Touchscreen: Why did the blonde keep poking her TV? She thought every screen was now an iPhone.
45. The Twitter: Why did the blonde follow a bird into the woods? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to find followers.
46. The MySpace: Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile background.”
47. The Wi-Fi: Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a butterfly net? She heard it was “wireless” and floating in the air.
48. The Smartphone: Why did the blonde call her phone a “Professor”? Because it was “smarter” than her old Motorola.
49. The Camera Flash: Why did the blonde smile at her doorbell? She thought it had a “built-in camera” with facial recognition.
50. The MP3 Player: Why did the blonde put three pieces of paper in her pocket? She heard everyone was carrying around an “MP3.”
51. The Google News: Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She heard Google was launching “News” and wanted to read the paper.
52. The Bluetooth: Why did the blonde dye her tooth blue? She wanted to stay “connected” to her friends.
53. The Flash Drive: Why did the blonde run past her computer? She wanted to use a “Flash drive.”
54. The Laptop Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her bed? She heard her laptop had a “cooling fan.”
55. The Screen Resolution: Why did the blonde wear glasses to look at her computer? She heard it had “high resolution.”
56. The End: Why did the blonde think 2008 was the “Super” year? Because she spent the whole time waiting for her “App” to make her a “Hero”!