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A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign said “spoon feeding”.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/23/2012 07:25I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Fight_Club_Tyler03/25/2005 14:50The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Binary_Boy05/22/2002 18:2201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Bluetooth_Bot08/04/2004 21:12Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@About_Dot_Com03/07/1996 07:42The human guide to online humor.

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