45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive

The 2015 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Dress Mystery: Why did the blonde stare at the famous dress photo for five hours? She was trying to find the “on/off” switch that changed it from blue to gold.
2. The Apple Watch Launch: Why did the blonde try to lick her wrist? She got the new “Apple Watch” and thought it was a high-tech fruit roll-up.
3. The Force Awakens: Why did the blonde bring a giant alarm clock to the cinema? She heard “The Force Awakens” and didn’t want to be the only one still sleeping.
4. The Periscope App: Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to her computer desk? She heard about the new “Periscope” app and wanted to see what was happening underwater.
5. The Hoverboard Craze: Why did the blonde try to use her “hoverboard” to cross a lake? She watched “Back to the Future” and forgot that 2015 versions still had wheels and no actual hover technology.
6. The Windows 10 Update: Why did the blonde think Windows 10 was a perfect score? She gave her monitor a “10 out of 10” and waited for the trophy to arrive in the mail.
7. The Hotline Bling: Why did the blonde keep dancing in a colorful light box? She watched Drake’s “Hotline Bling” and thought it was a new way to recharge her phone.
8. The 3D Touch: Why did the blonde press her iPhone screen so hard she cracked it? She heard about the new “3D Touch” and thought she had to reach the other side of the phone.
9. The Netflix Binge: Why did the blonde stay in her pajamas for a whole week? She heard about “Netflix and Chill” and thought it was a new 7-day medical quarantine.
10. The Mad Max Fury Road: Why did the blonde bring a bag of chrome spray paint to the car wash? She wanted her sedan to be “witnessed” on the way to the grocery store.

The Full 2015 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The Apple Music: Why did the blonde try to pick an apple from her speaker? She heard it was playing “Apple Music.”
42. The 4K Video: Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video.
43. The Smart TV: Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.”
44. The Fitbit: Why did the blonde try to feed her watch a salad? She heard it was a “Fit-bit.”
45. The End: Why did the blonde think 2015 was a “colorful” year? Because she still hasn’t decided if her life is blue and black or white and gold!